Five startling revelations

found in
The Beatrice Letters by Lemony Snicket

* Code Class is boring.
* Long ago, Lemony Snicket was an assistant obituary spell-checker.
* Surprisingly, Beatrice was 10 years old.
* Punch-out letters should be removed and arranged to reveal at least one important secret message, then stored in one of two hidden file folders.
* Root-beer floats matter a great deal.

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